Welcome back everyone! Obviously you’re keen to see some more jokes to make you laugh (or cringe, more accurately) and I am here to help.
Before I give you another 5 one/two-liners, remember to take a look at the MOSAIC (Mates Offering Support Anytime in Crisis) page, and join the waiting list if you’d like to get some FREE cards for you and your friends or colleagues.
The MOSAIC plan is a new part of the Creativity Opposing Painful Existence (COPE) Campaign, and it is a mental health and suicide prevention safety plan designed for anyone to have ready. My design is small enough to fit in your purse, wallet or phone case, and it could be a lifeline at a time of great stress. Please visit the MOSAIC page for more information.
On to the jokes…
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Joke 1
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle!
Joke 2
How does a north pole carpenter fix something that’s broken?
Igloos it together!
Joke 3
Why was the snowman rummaging through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
Joke 4
Grandmas been starting through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets much worse I’ll have to let her in.
Joke 5
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No idea!
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Yes, there is a winter / christmas theme, and it will pop up again. I hope that’s ok.
Anyway, thanks for visiting again, and have a lovely day.
Creative Steph 