Hello again, and welcome to another collection of crap jokes all posted here in an attempt to make you smile, cringe, or just be distracted for a moment when stress seems to be taking over.
Here in my home we’re well into the throes of Christmas preparation and as the big day fast approaches, I’ve made the decision to post more Christmas jokes than anything else. Who can stay frosty when such red-hot humour is available?!
So here is my next list of 5. I hope you enjoy them!
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Joke 1
Q – Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A – Because the presents beneath them!
Joke 2
Q – how much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A – nothing. It was on the house!
Joke 3
Q – what do you call a blind reindeer?
A – no idea!
Joke 4
Q – what do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
A – still no idea!
Joke 5
Q – why is your Christmas card full of rice?
A – I think it’s from my Uncle Ben!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for reading 💜
Creative Steph 