Hi everyone, welcome back to the 5th edition of terrible jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project.
Once again, because of the time of year, I’ve chosen to keep these jokes to a festive theme.
Here are the next 5. I hope they make you smile (or cringe)!
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Joke 1
Q: Why did the grinch rob the off licence?
A: He was looking for some holiday spirit.
Joke 2
Q: What do you call and elf wearing earmuffs?
A: Whatever you want – he can’t hear you!
Joke 3
Q: Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?
A: Noel Coward!
Joke 4
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Joke 5
Q: What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
A: Picking his nose!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for visiting!
Creative Steph 