Hi everyone, welcome back to the 6th edition of terrible jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project in the COPE campaign.
Once again, because of the time of year, I’ve chosen to keep these jokes to a festive theme. There are no repeats, so if you want to read a few more (bad!) jokes, then visit the hold humour page of this site.
Here are the next 5. I hope they make you smile (or cringe)!
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Joke 1
Q: Why was Santa’s helper so sad?
A: He had low elf-esteem!
Joke 2
Q: What did Mrs Claus say to Santa when she looked up to the sky?
A: Looks like rain-dear!
Joke 3
Q: Why are eggs Benedict served on a shiny plate on Christmas morning?
A: Because there’s no plate like home for the hollandaise!
Joke 4
Q: Why is Christmas dinner different post-Brexit?
A: No Brussels!
Joke 5
Q: Did you hear about the expensive Christmas cake on display at the British museum?
A: It was stollen!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for visiting!
Creative Steph 