Hi everyone, welcome back to the 7th edition of terrible jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project in the COPE campaign.
We’re just a few days away from the big day, so I’ve chosen to continue these jokes in a wintery and festive theme. There are no repeats, so if you want to read a few more (bad!) jokes, then visit the hold humour page of this site.
Here are the next 5. I hope they make you smile (or cringe)!
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Joke 1
Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
A: Lost!
Joke 2
Q: How do snowmen buy their Christmas presents?
A: With cold, hard cash!
Joke 3
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk!
Joke 4
Q: what do you call a group of hares hopping backwards in the snow?
A: A receding hare line!
Joke 5
Q: What do you call a snowman with rock hard abs?
A: An abdominal snowman!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for visiting!
Creative Steph 