Hi everyone, welcome to the 8th edition of awful jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project in the COPE campaign.
Christmas is now in the past, and if you’re anything like me you’re wishing the decorations, wrapping and leftovers would just tidy themselves away so you can feel free again. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, yes, but it’s also the most stressful, and (for me at least) I wish it was as much fun as it is difficult.
To cheer us all up I’ve chosen to continue the Christmas themed jokes until January 31st, when I’ll revert to ‘normal’ humour again. There are no repeats, so if you want to read a few more (bad!) jokes, then visit the hold humour page of this site.
Here are the next 5. I hope they make you smile (or cringe)!
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Joke 1
Q: How do sheep greet each other during the holiday?
A: Fleece navidad!
Joke 2
Q: What’s red white and blue at Christmas?
A: A sad candy cane!
Joke 3
Q: Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they’re shell-fish!
Joke 4
Q: Why does Santa always arrive via a chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Joke 5
My mother in law has been coming to our house at Christmas for years, but this year we’ve decided to change things up a bit. We’re going to let her in!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Also, on a more serious note, I understand that Christmas isn’t fun, or enjoyable for everyone. If you’re struggling with your mental health there’s a list of places you can call (including during the holidays) for help, signposting and to be heard on my mental health and suicide prevention support lines page.
Thanks for visiting and merry Christmas! 🎄
Creative Steph 