Hi everyone, welcome to the 9th edition of awful jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project in the COPE campaign.
Happy new year to you all. I hope you enjoyed the Christmas holidays.
In recognition of the hope of 2024, this hold humour contains jokes that are aimed at the things we think about in January, the things we want to achieve and hope for.
Here are the next 5. I hope they make you smile (or cringe)!
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Joke 1
Q: What is a digital cameras New Year’s resolution?
A: 1080p!
Joke 2
Q: What did the old man say on January 1st?
A: I remember new year like it was yesterday?
Joke 3
Q: How did Jack Frost get to work on New Year’s Day?
A: By-icicle!
Joke 4
Q: What’s the easiest way to keep your New Year’s resolution to read more?
A: Put the subtitles on your TV.
Joke 5
Q: What did the chimney resolve to do for the new year?
A: Stop smoking.
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for visiting ❤️
Creative Steph 