Hi everyone, welcome to the 11th edition of awful jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project in the COPE campaign.
For this collection of 5 jokes, I’ve chosen to focus on Valentine’s Day. I’ve noticed the adverts for roses and chocolates are slowly starting to trickle into the telly and my phone, and I’m already tired of it.
To make myself feel better about it all, I’ve found. 5 jokes on the subject. Here they are…
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Joke 1
Q: How do Vampire know when they have a good Valentine’s Day?
A: Because it’s love at first bite!
Joke 2
Q: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
A: Yes. February 14th!
Joke 3
Q: Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He’ll just dessert you!
Joke 4
Q: Where do the burgers, sausages and pork chops go for their valentines party?
A: To the meat-ball!
Joke 5
Q: Me: “I love you.” You: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
A: It’s me talking to the wine!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for visiting ❤️
Creative Steph 