Hi everyone, welcome to the 12th edition of awful jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project in the COPE campaign.
For this collection of 5 jokes, I’ve chosen to focus on Valentine’s Day again because it’s right ahead and I can’t be arsed with it. I’ll get my other half a card, but it feels like another holiday that’s only promoted by people who stand to get cold, hard cash from us…not a holiday about lurve!
Anyway, here are my next anti-love batch of 5 jokes…
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Joke 1
Q: What did the man say to the woman who stole his heart?
A: Can I have it back please? I’m literally dying.
Joke 2
Q: Why did the dad approve of his daughters goalie-boyfriend?
A: He’s a real keeper!
Joke 3
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valen-tiny!
Joke 4
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn’t get a date!
Joke 5
Q: How can you save money on valentines gifts?
A: Become single!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for visiting ❤️
Creative Steph 