Hi everyone, welcome to the 13th edition of awful jokes as part of the Hold Humour distraction project in the COPE campaign.
For this collection of 5 jokes, I’ve chosen a selection of random jokes about random subjects. It’s getting close to the end of February, and there’s nothing specific to write about…do I’ve kept it general.
Anyway, here are my next batch of 5 jokes…
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Joke 1
Q: How do you know if a vampire is unwell?
A: He’ll be coffin!
Joke 2
Q: Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door?
A: In case there’s a salad dressing!
Joke 3
Q: What do you call a well-balanced horse?
A: Stable!
Joke 4
Q: Why was the robot so tored when he arrived?
A: He had a hard drive!
Joke 5
Q: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
A: Apparantly the food was great, but there was no atmostphere!
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Remember if you need more distractions then there are more jokes on my Hold Humour page, as well as haikus on Haiku Hope, awful poems on Crap Poems and odd language in Weird Words. I also have a page dedicated to stress hacks and other ideas to try if you need a distraction within the COPE campaign section of this website.
Thanks for visiting ❤️
Creative Steph 